The Oscar winner popped up in a very amusing cold opening scene in the “staff showers” at “Chelsea Lately,” chastising Handler for calling her “Sandy” and telling her, “What you need to worry about is pulling your s**t together with this fancy new stage that you have, which I think is a sham.”
We won’t spoil the Bullock rant that follows, but it involves Handler’s penchant for booze, sleeping with guests, various not-safe-for-TV body parts, and some questionable shower hygiene.
Oh, and lots of slapping.
For those of you unable to watch the clip, here’s the script along with lots of topless Sandra Bullock photos! (Yes, and Chelsea too.)
Chelsea walks into the staff showers and turns on the water before Sandra Bullock sneaks in and messes with the water.
“Hi, Sandra,” Chelsea says, startled.
“Sandy,” Bullock replies.
“Hi, Sandy.”
“For friends and industry insiders it’s Sandy,” Bullock says dead seriously. “You might just want to call me Sandra.”
“Well, you just told me to call you Sandy, so. . .” says a confused Handler.
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